....That man of mine is some piece of work, isn't he?
We're in the supermarket, shopping, and he decides to pop something into the trolley, which I didn't see...
Later, loading the bags into the car, I notice something in the bottom of the cart. "What on earth is this?" I say, and he grabs it from me with a dopey grin and says "You're not meant to see that!"
But I have seen it, and it's a red envelope... The penny drops...
"Have you just let me buy my own Christmas card...??? " I splutter.
"No", he says...." it's worse than that - I've just let you shoplift it... I forgot to pay!"
Whaaaa???? For heaven's sake! What is he LIKE?
So, then we're stood there in the car park, giggling hysterically like two idiots, not believing what we've just done.... But I had the last laugh girls... I made him go back - red faced, to cough up. That'll teach him Lol!!