...Send them all.... young and old alike, because I'm offering a course in Basic Life Skills....
for FREE!!!
Yep, you heard me. Totally free - I'm so convinced there's a real need for this that i'm willing to offer the BLS on a one time only basis. I'm qualified - I've been teaching it for years ~ albiet to seriously challenged students ~ so sign em up while you can... imagine the benefits!
And there'll be incentives... oh yes. Coffee, cake and all the chocolate they can eat.
***Classes covered will include***
How to transport cups to the sink/dishwasher for recycling!
How to screw the lid back on the Marmite/Peanut butter/Jam jar!
How to fold a towel!
How to hit the laundry bin with a pair of balled up socks!
How to close the cupboards in the kitchen!
And my Master Classs.....
How to fit a toilet roll on the holder!
Now all I have to do is convince my OWN two to turn up...
(expected class size.... zero)
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And my Mojoholder layout for this week was a toughie!!
We were lifting a page by Michelle Clements which was made on a shaped transparency, which of course I didn't have. Didn't have any plain 12x12 'thick' transparency at all, so I decided to adapt a patterned one. Michelle's own gorgeous LO can be seen on mojoholder.
The hardest part was cutting the shape as I couldn't fold it like I would have paper... so the eagle eyed among you will notice that it's not exactly symmetrical.... Ah well, this matters how? lol. I had loads of fun splodging paint and throwing stuff at it, and it didn't turn out too bad in the end though the image is awful because I had a nightmare trying to photograph it for upload. I imagine Jazz and Hayley will love it as it was those two devil's who had him out on the razz that night... :-) I wanted to capture the essence of my sister Jen's favourite quote (excuse!) "Life is not a rehearsal" live it.
I imagine Jen would approve of Vin's unconventionality immensly :-)
Ok, got a busy day so need to get on! More later!
Have a great weekend whatever you're up to :-)
jk xxx
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4 comments:
I think that course would take off Jakey. Love your Mojo layout this week.
Booking Nij onto that course but not convinced he'd be a willing student.
Becasue your work constantly inspires, amazes and impresses me beyond words I left you an award on my blog today.
I always feel cheered up and brightened when looking at one of your pages xxxx
LOL!! You can defunately have my two!! Good luck..I have been trying for 26 years!
LOL, I would send you mine, but I know you'd be exasperated by the end of the day!
The mojo one was a toughie, that's why I opted out of using the transparency! Love how yours turned out though:)
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